Whack 7: Dis-banded!

Here I go again, on bashing mode. Thank God, this time Pinoy Idol managed to give us a recap of the ~~Top~~ Whack-o 7. Let's bash, shall we?

The judges were a bit okay tonight. Raymond is an eyesore. Karylle f*cked up. The bands looked like fangirls supporting the Idols murdering their original songs. And a bunch of so-so singers wanting to be the next Jonalyn Viray!

Better Performers

Jayann Bautista. Akin Ka Na Lang.
She will be the Pinoy Idol and GMA's pawn against their flop Pinoy Pop Superstar "grand" champion Mariciris. Anyhoo, Jayann's better and has been versatile enough. I am so excited to see her doing a Phuong Vy on Asian Idol 2008.

Kid Camaya. Stay.
I am a bit shocked that it's going to be Cueshe' that he's performing tonight. I hate the band. I hate the song. Maybe because its vocalist is much more of a percussionist than a vocal genius. But Kid made me like the song, he made it his own. At the peak of the song, it was very moving, it felt classy, not cheap, like Cueshe'. It was awesome but still, boring.

Daryl Celis. Nasaan K
It was a bit of a surprise. He did well. Vocally, it was so-so. Again, this guy will make the cut tomorrow, because of his looks and because he did way better than he was expected to.

So-so Performers.

Penelope. Weak.
Nothing extraordinary. I am actually tired of listening at her with these types of songs. Let's say she really has a unique voice but I she would be better off with songs that can prove her versatility. This one's deteriorating.

Ram Chaves. Sandalan
Undeniably, Ram has good chances of winning, NOT because of his popping eyes and freaky dance moves. And when I say freaky, it is damn freaky. He's stubborn. Until now, he's still doing the Bamboo thing and it's ick-y.

The Worse.

Gretchen Espina. Ikaw Lang Ang Aking Mahal.
Little Princess Gretchen sang the song oozing with confidence and terrible vocals. One of her better performances but still wasn't enoguh.

Warren Antig. Kahit Kailan.
He ruined the song and that's why he's still our pick for the worst. Good job! Warren Barren. See you next round!

Who's Leaving?
Bottom Three Prediction: Penelope, Kid and Warren. We might be bidding our goodbye to Penelope or Kid.

Comments

GRETCHEN ESPINA is in the TOP 3! HAIL VFTWP!

The Biliran Princess Gretta is in the Top 3! Congratulations to us! And now, what a way to end the competition but to give the show a worthy winner. CRAPPY SHOW=CRAPPY WINNER and who could be the best option but GRETCHEN ESPINA . The show does not deserve to have Jayann Bautista as the winner. Let's add another singing contest in the roster of her losses. After all, she's a hustler in losing these type of contests, isn't she? Not Ram, 'cause we know that GMA 7 has been pimping him for the crown. Its because they want a DAVID COOK counterpart. But it would be a great Finale! Imagine GRETCHEN singing MANANG BIDAY or ITIK ITIK SA MANILA ZOO would be such a delight. Imagine her singing in front of the two hundred people that will fit in SMX Convention Center 'cause the show can't afford to fill up the Araneta Coliseum. I imagine her dress. Oh! Her dress. And that make-up of hers that doesn't even compliment her icky facial expressions. Ilukot mo pa ang mukha mo...

Kid vs. JJ: Warlahan mga Inday!

What the heck!?! Super warlahan naman ang Kid Camaya at JJ Jr. sa national TV. Looks like competition's heating up for the kiddos. Kid's quite the serious and KJ type kasi and JJ as Kid said, "...is too much for himself." May pagka-mayabang nga ata at may attitude ang loko, akala mo naman kagalingan kumanta. Well, Kid's not sintunado. JJ's horrible at performances. Ampanget pa ng pangalan niya. Like super infinity na ang J sa pangalan niya. Even GMA wala nang maisip na ikagaganda pa ng pangalan niya, tapos inarte pa! Well, its just simple eh. Respetuhan lang yan. Baklaan lang 'yan. No offense meant ah. Pero 'yun lang yata ang hanap ng dalawa eh. HAHAHAHA. Baka kaya init ng ulo niyo sa isa't isa dahil type niyo ang each other. Napatagalog tuloy ako. Update: Sa mga nagsasabing TOP 14 ang magpeperform sa Sabado, hindi daw ito totoo. Top 7 guys daw sa Saturday at Top 7 girls sa Friday. Okay, okay!? Ayon yan sa reliable source, kaya maniwala na kayo. O ...

Whack 3: Ram Chaves

RAM CHAVES See. Ram looks like a turtle! Anyway, here are his songs for tonight Round 1: Bridge Over Troubled Water He has a good voice. But really, its not phenomenal for me. I would like it if he made it 'rock' without those popping eyes and Bamboo Bamboo puto maya moves. Round 2: I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing You're not DAVID COOK. But GMA 7 wants you to win just to have someone to compare to him. But you will never ever be a DAVID COOK. You're so yabang. It was quite good but, mababa masyado ang arrangement! Halatang hindi abot. Round 3: Salamat Sipsip sa Pinas. Ram, you're such an act. You're very very plastic. It's not a good performance for me, 'cause there's nothing extraordinary with what you did.

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