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VOTE FOR THE WORST PINOY IS BACK!

And this time it will be so much better! Kasi nga, ika nga ni Vice Ganda: "We're not looking for the best technical singer, we're looking for an Idol as per the franchise." So ang truth dyan, the best male nakakakilg singer ang kukuning winner for sure. So sino nga kaya sa kanila ang papasok sa next round? Let's find out! Grabe! 2008 pa yung last post! O eto iaactive namin to ha! Suportahan nyo kami!
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To You - Pinoy Idol

Gretchen Espina, thanks for winning the competition. You gave us a victory. You have proven that the crappy show needs a crappy winner. And congrats for being the crappy winner that the GMA 7 franchise deserved. What I think about the FINALE? Crappy. Walang flow. The best of night was Kid's part na naagawan ng spotlight even si Robby Navarro at Luke Mijares. The winning song is a mess. Parang refrain and chorus repeat 5 times! Dut. dut. The finale. Walang grandiose. Walang thrill. Walang pizzazz. Parang auditions lang ng Philippine Idol. Crappy ang nanalo. Wala man lang performances ang TOP 12! I mean yung isa-isa. I am hoping for solos like Kid and Mr. Basil Valdez, Penelope and Ms. Regine Velasquez or Daryl with Ogie Alcasid man lang. -- Parting words, to you visitors! Thanks for reading the recaps and for supporting Vote for the Worst Pinoy. It might not been consistent much, and it might not be a really great spinoff of the original, but hey! It was a good start. We got publici

Pinoy Idol: Gretchen Espina

GRETCHEN ESPINA Your Bilihan/ Biliran Princess and Pera Idol gave nice performances tonight. In fairness, siya lang ang may kinda Idol feel tonight. Yung dalawa kasi parang pre-Finals lang. As usual, hindi pa rin kagalingan si Gretchen pero siya ang may better performances tonight. Round 1: For Your Eyes Only Mababa ang arrangement pero parang pang 5th runner-up sa isang Pinoy Pop Superstar Finale. So okay na din. BWAHAHAHA. Round 2: Stand on Love It suited her. Though the arrangement was adjusted again, it was kinda good to hear her voice na medyo lumalaban. She might've prepared for this well. Round 3: Ngayon UP Manila Madrigal Singers. Haha. Dati, lahat ng finalists may chorale sa likod. If I'm not mistaken sa Philippine Idol eh mas marami pa at mas professional. Her performance is not a WINNER! pero okay na din compared sa other two.

Whack 3: Ram Chaves

RAM CHAVES See. Ram looks like a turtle! Anyway, here are his songs for tonight Round 1: Bridge Over Troubled Water He has a good voice. But really, its not phenomenal for me. I would like it if he made it 'rock' without those popping eyes and Bamboo Bamboo puto maya moves. Round 2: I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing You're not DAVID COOK. But GMA 7 wants you to win just to have someone to compare to him. But you will never ever be a DAVID COOK. You're so yabang. It was quite good but, mababa masyado ang arrangement! Halatang hindi abot. Round 3: Salamat Sipsip sa Pinas. Ram, you're such an act. You're very very plastic. It's not a good performance for me, 'cause there's nothing extraordinary with what you did.

Whack 3: Jayann Bautista

JAYANN BAUTISTA Round 1: I'll Never Love This Way Again And that's what Wyngard wanted for her. Kid Camaya's version was way better. Hindi nga ka-LSS LSS ang version ni Jayann eh. Pweh. Very ordinary. Flats and notes are all over the place. She's very very nervous. Round 2: You'll Never Walk Alone Walang panama kay Jordin Sparks. Very shaky performance. Disappointing even if she has a very powerful voice. Round 3: Proud Mary For the final song and supposed to be a winning song, congratulations for picking a dance act. That was so lame. It's not impressive. It's not a winning moment type of song. And again, if you win. You're still a loser. You won a crappy contest. Don't be too happy.

Surprise! Surprise!

Something big's coming up. Gretchen, oh Gretchen. Win it! Everyone here at Vote for the Worst Pinoy is supporting you! Your Biliran Princess... Bilihan Princess... Penoy Idol... Pera Idol.... is.... GRETCHEN ESPINA! Go Girl! Prove us that you can be one of the most hated celebrities (are you even worth the label "celebrity"?) of the Philippine showbiz. I can't wait! I want to see her doing at least an Imelda Papin or an Aegis song at the Finals. She'll probably crack up with her winning song, like what she did in her I'm Here performance. I am pretty much sure her father's millions would make her win! And we're hoping that she wins too. As for Jayann, you're good. Pero whatever yaya Jayann, you're such a loser. As in loser in contests that you've joined. Even winning Pinoy Idol does not make you much of a winner. Winning a loser show makes you a loser too. And Ram, you're only advantage is that you're the only guy at the Finals. And

GRETCHEN ESPINA is in the TOP 3! HAIL VFTWP!

The Biliran Princess Gretta is in the Top 3! Congratulations to us! And now, what a way to end the competition but to give the show a worthy winner. CRAPPY SHOW=CRAPPY WINNER and who could be the best option but GRETCHEN ESPINA . The show does not deserve to have Jayann Bautista as the winner. Let's add another singing contest in the roster of her losses. After all, she's a hustler in losing these type of contests, isn't she? Not Ram, 'cause we know that GMA 7 has been pimping him for the crown. Its because they want a DAVID COOK counterpart. But it would be a great Finale! Imagine GRETCHEN singing MANANG BIDAY or ITIK ITIK SA MANILA ZOO would be such a delight. Imagine her singing in front of the two hundred people that will fit in SMX Convention Center 'cause the show can't afford to fill up the Araneta Coliseum. I imagine her dress. Oh! Her dress. And that make-up of hers that doesn't even compliment her icky facial expressions. Ilukot mo pa ang mukha mo